Asian American Racial Jokes & Funny Offensive T-shirts

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Note about pricing: We know Asians are cheap. As such, our markup is minimal because we feel it's better for more to enjoy our product at a lower price, than a few at a higher price.

Gangsta FOB	Fobulous	TaB (Trendy Asian Bitch)	Riceboy
Twinkie	Powered by Rice	Chicks DIg Engineers	Cheesy Nip
All Crackers Look the Same	Beer: Alcohol is happy fun time always!	Asian Drivers	Asians aren't smarter... you're just dumber! Vote for this t-shirt!
Buddhahead	Yes, I Speak English	Fuki Mai Sushi: All you can eat sushi buffet!	Got Lice?
Call me "China Doll" and I'll rip your balls off.	"Submissive" my ass!	Sweet and Lovely Lotus Blossom (giving finger)	I'll show you exotic Orient!
Ya, I Spek Engrish	Thank you for calling tech support... my name is Hadji, how can I help you?	What's happenin' hot stuff?	The Invisible Minority
I know karate and I know karazy	When what is loved, it goes, permit that. If it returns to you, it is Satoshi tool.	Rub Mai Ting Massage Parlour: Always Happy Ending	Don't make me go Miyagi on your ass.
Peking Tom Asian Restaurant: THere's more than one way to skin a cat!	"Cracker!" "Nip!"	Tule Lake Spring Break '43	Wong & Wong Immigration Services: Two Wongs can make you white!
I Love Sushi	Stereotypes Hurt.	Miss Paigone: Five Dollar Me Sucky Sucky Long Time